Pre and Post Delivery my mom said, "People don't realize how physically traumatizing delivery can be on a vagina".
Truer words have never been said. And as I live day by day, mommying a beautiful, newborn boy, I sometimes forget that I'm also healing a hurt and vulnerable vagina. And while I would love to write a beautiful, flowing post on how I have taken my old vagina for granted and am slowly getting acquainted with my new vagina (who's a good sport too) but not my old vagina, I must feed the beast, i mean the baby, who loves to nurse at his mom's oh so friggin huge breasts quite often lol. So I say this for my vagina for now,
Vagina if you were a person, capable of silly wants and desires and frustrations, here is what I would give to you:
a hug
chocolate ice cream with strawberries
a massage with yummy smelling oils
a shopping spree
a new book
and time to read it
the job you want
leisure time you enjoy
riveting conversation
passionate sex
an orgasm
an orgasm
and
an orgasm
....or maybe that's just for me...
***shouts to sonnets for making me come back***
:-)
3 comments:
love it! love you :) May you and your vagina's wishes ALL be fulfilled... and that is one lovely child you have there! Def worth a tear or two in the old "V-ster." Welcome Back!!
O.k... since you shouted out to 'sonnets' and then sonnets went kaboom... I'll officially change your shout out to 'rantings' since it is where I shall now be a bloggin :)
That was hilarious. I don't miss a traumatized vagina. I remember being horrified after my daughter was born and I reached down only to discover it felt like it was turned inside out. Scary! One word of encouragement. Your vagina will snap back to it's old self. I promise. I've done this six times and everytime the old girl's been massacred, she always manages to get back on her feet. Homegirl is a survivor!!! LOL
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